Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog
barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
phillip bazzini
Peter Sellers played Clouseau perfectly. I remember those movies would make my sides hurt from laughing so much. Although non of our young athletes seemed to have heard of Clouseau, in the spirit of Kato’s strict instructions to surprise attact his master upon entry, our kids are instructed to “return” the med balls to me in the most violent manner possible. Helps keeps things light, fun, and a little bit of self depreciation in our sessions.